Damn it, I forgot to pick up water filters while I was out
Inconspicuous Grey Car: What in the ... where are we going at this hour?
Me: Kroger. Move it.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: What? Why?
Me: I need a steak.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: It's 11 at night why do you ...
Me: I NEED A STEAK RIGHT NOW
Inconspicuous Grey Car: That makes no sense at all. Nobody needs steak at ... oh .... OH JESUS. Who was it? WHO WAS IT? I swear I will RUN HIM OVER RIGHT NOW if he doesn't step up. Please tell me it wasn't one of those bar idiots ...
Me: What? NO car, it's not ... that.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: it's not?
Me: No. For it to be that I'd have to
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I DO NOT NEED FURTHER INFORMATION
Me: Fine. But it's not that.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Then why are we
Me: It's been two weeks since I've had meat. I went running earlier and now I've got a craving.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: ...
Me: WAT
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I want to pawn you off on some man so I don't have to deal with this shit - but I can't think of anybody who deserves it.
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