A civilized hour
Me: Ah shit, this is going to be ...
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I SEE YOU PEEKING OUT THAT DOOR
Me: WAT
Inconspicuous Grey Car: YOU GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
Me: I am, but there was ... stuff ... that happened and
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I DON'T CARE. IT'S THREE ASS THIRTY IN THE MORNING. WE ARE GOING HOME NOW.
Me: Fine. Let's go home.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Honestly, I don't even know what to do with you any more.
Me: WAAAAAAAAT. I just hung out and watched drama that kept happening - but I stayed out of it so that has to count for something.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Look, kitten ... you aren't some cheapass bar ho. You go in, you have your beer, you talk to the lads and ladies and then you go hhome.
Me: Yeah, that's what I
Inconspicuous Grey Car: AT A DECENT HOUR
Me: Fucking hell car, I GET IT ALREADY
Inconspicuous Grey Car: YOU DO?
Me: I DO. WE GO HOME AT TEN FROM NOW ON JESUS STOP BUSTING MY BALLS
Inconspicuous Grey Car: That's my good girl.
