Anderrhea - Saturday, ur doin it rong

Saturday, ur doin it rong

Inter nehhhhhhht is not behaving in some of the darker alleys where I like to lurk. I woke up with a hangovery kind of thing - in spite of the fact there is absolutely no booze in my system and there hasn’t been in several days and I never get hangovers to begin with. An attempted assassination by my sinuses happened at 6AM which was completely unwelcome and uncivilized. I forgot to pick up more balsamic to reduce with maple syrup at the store last night. Some spammer keeps calling in the early morning, and I don’t have an air horn to FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET them with. And finally, I have a micro-zit above my lip and directly below beneath my bottom lip so it looks like a cold sore when it isn’t. We are not amused.

But then I remember I have five boxes of those damn low-salt Triscuits and I’m all like fuck the rest it, I’m happy now.

I still have no idea why the ad-copy people never call back after I submit sample works.

Nov 7 2009

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About me

I am very direct, so apologies in advance for any issues that may arise. This is the way of my people. I think Goatse is still very, very funny because my sense of humor is, ah, different. I use a lot of I statements and say the "F" word too often. Occasional menace to S.O's and house pets. Enjoys laughing at pictures of startled people and animals. Loves stories. Wastes too much time on the computer. Loves random capitalization but does not have schizophrenia. I cook things and I'm pretty good at it, which is nice. I am an active participant in the Leisure-Based Economy. (Sounds better than "can't find a damn job in this area," oui?) I pack rat the stupidest things like long-dried acrylic paints because, I don't know, maybe time will cycle around and they'll be new again. My arguments on religion and health care are nothing personal - but - I've got strong opinions on both. They are: lead by example and don't be a douche. My alignment is Chaotic Neutral. I am also a Buddhist by nature which gives me plenty of "are you being an ass today?" issues to work on.

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