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Duck and Penguin: kellydeal: “3. The Childlike Empress in The Neverending Story This...

kellydeal:

“3. The Childlike Empress in The Neverending Story This weird bald lady literally just sits in a crystal egg and cries, waiting for some kid from another dimension to save her homeland with the power of his imagination. Worst empress ever! I’m totally voting for the Nothing in…

Yeah …. but, no. Little Red Riding Rube murdered a cute little bunny, shanked a guy in the woods, and then killed her dad with a severed hand. That’s not totally useless.

(Source: spratt, via duckandpenguin-deactivated20120)

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