I am very direct, so apologies in advance for any issues that may arise. This is the way of my people. I think Goatse is still very, very funny because my sense of humor is, ah, different. I use a lot of I statements and say the "F" word too often. Occasional menace to S.O's and house pets. Enjoys laughing at pictures of startled people and animals. Loves stories. Wastes too much time on the computer. Loves random capitalization but does not have schizophrenia. I cook things and I'm pretty good at it, which is nice. I am an active participant in the Leisure-Based Economy. (Sounds better than "can't find a damn job in this area," oui?) I pack rat the stupidest things like long-dried acrylic paints because, I don't know, maybe time will cycle around and they'll be new again. My arguments on religion and health care are nothing personal - but - I've got strong opinions on both. They are: lead by example and don't be a douche. My alignment is Chaotic Neutral. I am also a Buddhist by nature which gives me plenty of "are you being an ass today?" issues to work on.
