imagine my surprise to discover that not only is there one in Alabama, but in Oklahoma as well.
…..true, but not as funny as my favorite: Intercourse, Pennsylvania….
…..followed closely by Tightsqueeze, Virginia…..
…..and rounding out my top three is Dunmovin, California….
You forgot Blue Ball (also PA).
Beaver Lick, KY. Big Bone Lick, KY.
I have never seen A Christmas Story.
Don’t want to, either.
I can’t sit through it. Something about it really grates on me and I’m not sure I have any idea what it is.
I’m glad I’m not the only one! I think it’s because Ralphie is such a whiny bitch.
I loved it, then I was meh, now I’m burned-out on it. Mike doesn’t likey it so it gets ignored in this house.
What sucks most is when you’re out having a good time but your boobs are all WTF dood, this bra is too small. That was my night.
Okay, I was just seriously disgusted by 40 seconds of a Morrissey interview. Usually I find his cuntiness amusing, but even I have my limits. We’re not breaking up or anything, but I’ma hold this grudge for a good long while.
Cold shoulder. When he asks, wait three beats and then say “no, it’s nothing.” Then fold your arms and stare out the window. Imagine that whatever you’re staring at is about to catch on fire. That should do it.
I fixed the lyrics because I’m picky like that. The lesson here is YOU CAN’T RUSH PRIMUS, PEOPLE.
It’s the fucking wet look, asshole!
Now stay clear whilst I make scarce these gnawables.
(via mountainpath2001)
Winona’s got herself a big brown beaver…. (if you get that one, give yourself Cool Points)
Well nooooooo shit. The grandson of the kid from Deliverance is doing ads for a local beef jerky producer. Good on him for finding work.
Corndogs! Half the fun of watching the games is other people. No, actually, most of the fun is the other people here. My favorite ‘round the corner joint is packed. The prices here are way more reasonable than the chain place across the parking lot so it’s a double win.
There’s a UK game at 7, so we’ll be watching that. It’ll be the 2000th win if Calipari Hosebeast (bad in-joke) and the lads pull it off. I’m too chicken to go downtown in case it gets rowdy. The locals like their baskety ballin here. I think I might have mentioned that before. Maybe the local dive ‘round the corner is an option. Corndogs! We can watch it here at home too, I suppose. Hopefully that will end in a big YAY.
Then I’m thinking of plowing through a glass of wine and showing all of the cities in Oblivion the true meaning of terror. Like this
“Finger of the Mountain: Shock Damage 200pts in 10ft on Target” This spell is always a good time because the bodies go flying everywhere. Zeus couldn’t be this cool if he tried. I like to wait until I get a good pig-pile of guards going and then BOOM. Eventually they run out of guards. If you hit the towns quickly, you can waste every living thing in them - and then you can go for a stroll in a ghost town of your own making. (Before the persistent NPC’s respawn. There’s only one who is technically unkillable - until you hit here with a cheat. *big grin*) Plus, if you hit the NPC’s hard enough on favorable terrain, you can skip the bodies like rocks on water. Mana cost is normally impossibly huge, but there’s a console code to fix it so you never use mana to cast spells. It’s like a John Woo movie with the guns that never run out of ammo. Brilliant. Don’t get me wrong, I like games that challenge me and make me think - and work for a reward within reason - but sometimes it’s fun to let the beastie out and blow everything all to hell.
And yes, I am thoroughly aware of why that system is in place. It makes their tills run like fountains. I pissed away 3 years working the one tier down train.
