January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
3 posts
Duck and Penguin: foleyispuzzled: “Most Americans... →
foleyispuzzled:
“Most Americans won’t notice these lost opportunities. They don’t get out much or realize America’s growing backwardness. They don’t comprehend that a modern rail network, including high-speed rail, is a given is every populous advanced nation. They are stuck in 1970, when…
I would take Maglev trains everywhere. EVERYWHERE. They float - you won’t spill your drink and...
Duck and Penguin: kellydeal: “3. The Childlike... →
kellydeal:
“3. The Childlike Empress in The Neverending Story This weird bald lady literally just sits in a crystal egg and cries, waiting for some kid from another dimension to save her homeland with the power of his imagination. Worst empress ever! I’m totally voting for the Nothing in…
Yeah …. but, no. Little Red Riding Rube murdered a cute little bunny, shanked a guy in the...
October 2011
2 posts
Today's Wx: Cloudy with a chance of OH #*&^!
Me: zzzzzzzzz
Inconspicuous Grey Car: OH MY GOD
Me: O.O
Inconspicuous Grey Car: GET DOWN HERE AND LOOK AT THIS
Me: Dude. It's just a few dimples.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: A few. A FEW. I LOOK LIKE A GOLF BALL
Me: Okay, so it's more than a few. Stop yelling.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: This is awful. I am never going outside again.
Me: Car ...
Inconspicuous Grey Car: It's your fault, you know. Not even out of the house for five minutes and a thunderstorm finds you. That shit was the size of quarters. QUARTERS
Me: I can't help that.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I can't go anywhere looking like this. I'm going to get laughed at.
Me: No you won't. Those aren't dents, they're scars.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: ...
Me: People will see you and think "Now that is a car that has SEEN SOME SHIT."
Inconspicuous Grey Car: They will?
Me: Yup. No one will fuck with you. They will see your scars, and they will walk on home. Do you see people fucking with Danny Trejo?
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Well ... no.
Me: That's because they see his scars and they know it would end badly if they did.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: So I'm a badass now?
Me: The baddest.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I can live with that.
September 2011
4 posts
Automatic Brush-off
Me: Car!
Inconspicuous Grey Car: WAT
Me: I finally did it! YAY
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I don't think I want know what "it" is.
Me: Be nice. I finally bought a new coffee machine.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Congratulations. It only took you two and a half weeks to get rid of the old one. That's like a record for you.
Me: I had to mourn it properly, car. And I was kind of anxious about getting a new one.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: ...
Me: A new coffee maker isn't something to be decided upon lightly.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Oh sure, I can totally see how a $20 coffee maker needs all of your attention. At least this one shuts off so you won't burn the house down.
Me: Shut UP, car.
1 tag
Watching Netflix Implode →
duckandpenguin:
funtime:
Is anyone at Netflix paying attention to their customers and what their experience is? First the pricing fumble and now Qwickster? Really?
Do they really see a benefit in separate websites and separate billing statements? The options on streaming are pathetic. Other than series like Weeds the online options are like going to a really poorly stocked corner video store...
August 2011
3 posts
1 tag
Reblog if you were born before 1975 - so all of us...
duckandpenguin:
suitep:
marjoree:
newrider: Looks like there’s three of us.
styro: 1973 in the house! what what.
thulium: Kids these days.
6/6/1960. Not only am I the oldest person on tumblr, I’m also the devil. I win.
You’re not the oldest. I am.
… and I’ll never ask.
‘63 model, here - they don’t make’em like us any more, I tell you what
Age is a number.
Woman injured after elevator falls 4 floors in... →
suitep:
One of my worst fears.
I hate elevators. Hate, hate, hate.
July 2011
16 posts
Never too soon
Me: HEY CAR
Inconspicuous Grey Car: WAT
Me: You think I should date Jose Baez?
Inconspicuous Grey Car: ... why?
Me: I heard he can get ANYONE off!
Inconspicuous Grey Car: ...
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Get out of my garage.
Damn it, I forgot to pick up water filters while I...
Inconspicuous Grey Car: What in the ... where are we going at this hour?
Me: Kroger. Move it.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: What? Why?
Me: I need a steak.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: It's 11 at night why do you ...
Me: I NEED A STEAK RIGHT NOW
Inconspicuous Grey Car: That makes no sense at all. Nobody needs steak at ... oh .... OH JESUS. Who was it? WHO WAS IT? I swear I will RUN HIM OVER RIGHT NOW if he doesn't step up. Please tell me it wasn't one of those bar idiots ...
Me: What? NO car, it's not ... that.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: it's not?
Me: No. For it to be that I'd have to
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I DO NOT NEED FURTHER INFORMATION
Me: Fine. But it's not that.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Then why are we
Me: It's been two weeks since I've had meat. I went running earlier and now I've got a craving.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: ...
Me: WAT
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I want to pawn you off on some man so I don't have to deal with this shit - but I can't think of anybody who deserves it.
Me: Shut UP, car.
Watchsuitep:
Buckley loves next day delivery as much as I do.
LOL! I jumped, shrieking, and startled the pigs.
Let's all go to Waffle House and bloat up like...
Also, Betty Ford died and I’m more than a little tipsy.
LOL WUT
Oh shit, y'all - it's the 80's
I’m watching Warlock - which is essentially Malfoy’s dad runs amok during the 80’s. Best quote so far is “he broked it!”
Morton salt must have subsidized this wailing piece of shit because that’s the one blaring product placement that keeps showing up. I know a guy who knows a guy and I need to find out if Rifftrax has handled this one. If not - they should....
Sweet jesus
jamesfuckingmcavoy:
These .gifs just made this movie go from To Rent to OWNED
A civilized hour
Me: Ah shit, this is going to be ...
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I SEE YOU PEEKING OUT THAT DOOR
Me: WAT
Inconspicuous Grey Car: YOU GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
Me: I am, but there was ... stuff ... that happened and
Inconspicuous Grey Car: I DON'T CARE. IT'S THREE ASS THIRTY IN THE MORNING. WE ARE GOING HOME NOW.
Me: Fine. Let's go home.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Honestly, I don't even know what to do with you any more.
Me: WAAAAAAAAT. I just hung out and watched drama that kept happening - but I stayed out of it so that has to count for something.
Inconspicuous Grey Car: Look, kitten ... you aren't some cheapass bar ho. You go in, you have your beer, you talk to the lads and ladies and then you go hhome.
Me: Yeah, that's what I
Inconspicuous Grey Car: AT A DECENT HOUR
Me: Fucking hell car, I GET IT ALREADY
Inconspicuous Grey Car: YOU DO?
Me: I DO. WE GO HOME AT TEN FROM NOW ON JESUS STOP BUSTING MY BALLS
Inconspicuous Grey Car: That's my good girl.
June 2011
10 posts
Bugged
Not a good week. Had to pay a bullshit parking ticket, I bogged down one of my tomato containers, and I think I caught a stomach bug. First world problems, etc. The good news is that I’ve got a surprise for the Inconspicuous Grey Car and a bunch of jobs at Preferred Employer have opened up. I’m still losing weight so I’ve got that going for me as well.
You know I love you baby
But I don’t have much time … and it gets spent over here:
http://angstoutloud.blogspot.com/
How busy am I, right?
Jesus. Class winds up tomorrow and then, I don’t know. I think I’ll stare at the wall for a few days.
“SHOWERS AND THUNDERSTORMS WILL BECOME MORE NUMEROUS AS THE EVENING
WEARS ON IN...”
– “As the evening wears on.” Just phoning it in today, yeah NWS?
13 days
To go before I can take an internyet break. I can’t wait. The class that just ended on the 1rst and the one that’s still going are ballbusters.
“I killed Captain Kirk and I got death threats. And some of them were in Klingon.”
– Malcolm McDowell (via duckandpenguin)
May 2011
27 posts
Those storms were like ...
… 90% of my sex life. All lead up and no finish. There’s a bit of thunder, but it’s so ambient that it’s putting me to sleep. Well, that and it’s Pi in the morning.
Once more with feeling
The only reason I’m awake right now is that we’re all supposed to get ‘nadoed. I’ve been standing on my deck and the wind is incredible - even though the storms aren’t here yet. The clouds are also impressive. That said, it’s been dark long enough and the storms have traveled far enough that I don’t think we’ll have any serious damage. LOLville...
Today, you have vexed me
I’m going to attempt to take five and mellow for a bit. Considering just how many bullshit events have stacked on themselves during the beginning of this week - I’m actually handling it really well. I’m just not enjoying it.
