Anderrhea

Irresistable force meets immovable object

Nov 21 2009

Corn dogs II: cholesterol boogaloo

Posting to inform the Internet of my patronizing a local eatery whilst taking in a game of ball and basket with @bit0mike and @drewcurtis

13:29

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Bitches that need cuttin today

Neighbor’s toilet brush dog: Shut UP
Other neighbor’s shitty music blaring: Shut UP
Nagios buzzing every ten minutes: Shut UP
Me: Get off the fucking internet and get something done

11:15

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(via thechocolatebrigade)

GRAN! Ok, no, I’m lying. My gran would have had a stroke if she saw that.

10:58

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I just read all gajillion words of the "Manhattan Declaration: A Call of Christian Conscience."

neurotical:

It is some fucked up shit. You can read all gajillion words, too! By going here (2nd page) or here or here.

You know who else wrote manifestos….. WAT

10:57

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So I take a mini internet break

and this is what I come back to.

“Police: Gang Was Killing People For Fat, Attempting To Sell It To Cosmetic Companies”

Y’all.

What
The
Fuck
Chuck?

01:57

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(via thechocolatebrigade)

I won’t name names, but, someone posted the ketchup version of these and now I’m scarred for life.

01:15

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Couldn’t resist. Closing in on 20k and I spazzed. Bye again.

Nov 20 2009

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apollosraven:

Start preparing! The Large Hadron Collider may have generated some unforeseen consequences!

16:03

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BRB

I let self-doubt and other things get in the way of my project and now I’ve fallen waaaay way behind. So I need to get back to it - which requires full days of working. Somebody maybe get me Cliff’s Notes on Monday plz?

12:39

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About me

I am very direct, so apologies in advance for any issues that may arise. This is the way of my people. I think Goatse is still very, very funny because my sense of humor is, ah, different. I use a lot of I statements and say the "F" word too often. Occasional menace to S.O's and house pets. Enjoys laughing at pictures of startled people and animals. Loves stories. Wastes too much time on the computer. Loves random capitalization but does not have schizophrenia. I cook things and I'm pretty good at it, which is nice. I am an active participant in the Leisure-Based Economy. (Sounds better than "can't find a damn job in this area," oui?) I pack rat the stupidest things like long-dried acrylic paints because, I don't know, maybe time will cycle around and they'll be new again. My arguments on religion and health care are nothing personal - but - I've got strong opinions on both. They are: lead by example and don't be a douche. My alignment is Chaotic Neutral. I am also a Buddhist by nature which gives me plenty of "are you being an ass today?" issues to work on.

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