Little Bit had her head resting on a pile of fresh bedding in a pleasingly anthropomorphic manner. Naturally when I leaned in to take a picture she heard me, so instead of OMG cute I got a WAT
I thought I had run the dishwasher, but alas. Now I’m stuck drinking my tea out of the only clean mug available. Morning boot tea, suckaz.
Saturday, ur doin it rong
Inter nehhhhhhht is not behaving in some of the darker alleys where I like to lurk. I woke up with a hangovery kind of thing - in spite of the fact there is absolutely no booze in my system and there hasn’t been in several days and I never get hangovers to begin with. An attempted assassination by my sinuses happened at 6AM which was completely unwelcome and uncivilized. I forgot to pick up more balsamic to reduce with maple syrup at the store last night. Some spammer keeps calling in the early morning, and I don’t have an air horn to FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET them with. And finally, I have a micro-zit above my lip and directly below beneath my bottom lip so it looks like a cold sore when it isn’t. We are not amused.
But then I remember I have five boxes of those damn low-salt Triscuits and I’m all like fuck the rest it, I’m happy now.
I still have no idea why the ad-copy people never call back after I submit sample works.
“Candy lovers rejoice! The Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick represents the most delicious candy confection that man has ever produced. Hand made (with gloves on) in the US, the Giant Gummy Bear is 88 times larger than a standard gummy bear. Each Giant Gummy Bear weighs half a pound and comes on a stick for easy, mess-free snacking.”
There’s an episode of Robot Chicken that covers my thoughts on this.
I should probably warn everyone
about where this link goes.
But I won’t.
Because I’m a punkass.
Gross. My screen looks like a great dane slobbered all over it. There must have been a lot more caffeine in my system earlier today than I realized.
Laughcry! It's fun!
subjecttomeg:
So there is a beyond gross vid of a physician testifying at a public hearing in DC on gay marriage. And there is a ton o’gross in there, but her main argument is that gay marriage will normalize gay sex — which she equates with anal — and then that will be taught in sex ed at school. And she keeps repeating how the anus “is for something to come out of and for nothing to go into.”
Now, all of that is sad and I’m not going to get into a huge thing, because I have no energy left this week. But there are commenters arguing against her, which is nice, but one commenter attempts to argue that the vagina, while used in peen/vag sex as an “input” (forgive), is also used as an “ouput” (forgive again). Which is true. But they argued that this was true because urine comes from our vaginas.
So I’m just saying, I’d not worry about what’s being taught in sex ed, because clearly, it’s not working.
O RLY. Not for things to go into, eh? What we have here is a doctor who doesn’t know what a suppository is! I had no idea that University of Phoenix has a med school. But srsly, if you don’t want things to go in your butt, Dr. Lady, don’t let someone put stuff in it. Also, stop worrying about what other people do with their butts. That’s their business.
Tonight there are
10,262 lettery things I put on a page.
talix18:
He likes the fire too.
I like where this Tumblr is going
